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Friday, 31 October 2008

  • Dr Wilson

     On Thursday, we were given a sex talk by a man named Dr  Wilson and his 2 uhhhh colleages. They talked to us about STD's and getting pregnant and stuff. Said that having sex was like driving a car! Also, he passed around the room condomns and birthcontrol pills. mm-hmmm, And he was gonna demonstrate how to put on a condomn . At first I was thinking , are you gonna demonstrate on yourself???and so was everyone else cause it got real noisy real fast. But , he had a spray can or something random that he used. i cant rememeber. he used whatever he had on him apparently. Then, it was question time! So, here are a few questions asked. ( NOT BY ME!!) " Would I need to wear a condomn if Im having anal sex?" If you dont know what that is, too bad because im not telling you!and then," Will I need to wear a condomn if im having ORAL sex???" Whooaaaa.  Dr Wilson said, yeah, thats why we've got flavoured condomns. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. Grossness.haha. Below, is something my friend told me. Doesnt mean anything though.

    -I love you, you love me.Barney gave me HIV. Started as a kiss but Barney wanted more, I got raped by a dinosaur. Hahaha.

    oh and this is what one guy made up, to encourage everyone to wear condomns, as a mini 'commercial'.

    - Dont be silly, Wrap your willy. hhaaaDont be silly, Wrap your willy

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

  • yippie.haha

    Hahas. The reason ive got the haps, which means happy in DANIALAND, is because i found a dress for my formal! Its halter top, with ya know, the triangle type cover ove the boobs part and a sash under the bust and fows down to above the knee. iT s black and bloody expensive. Well, not really. $140. I still need to get Shoooooeeess. We dont need to be asked out by boys. Shame. It would have been nice to be asked by a boy. probably wont, but still. And other than that, i went on a shopping spree. But i still dont have enough clothes. Its only like 1/4 full. When i go back to singapore for the hols, Dum dum DA dum! Shopping tIME>> wait, that was the wrong tune. nVM. Im on highhhh. despite the fact that i just patted my dog and havent washed her and my hand smells of dooog.

    Hi my name is phoebe. as in P for Phoebe. H for heebee. o for obie, e for eebiee, be for bebe, and e for ello there mate.

    -Friends, Phoebe /Lisa Kudrow

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

  • Pubic HAir

    Okay. I dont feel so emo today, so i guess thats good. We had MORE pubical development lessons. Which is real embarrasing, everybody, so u noe. There was a video, yes a VIDEO. and it showed HAIR growing on u know where. And you know how boys' 'ya know' um, drop? yeah, there was video of that too!!!!!!!!! and we were all like ahemmmmmm. Thank god though, it was cartoon. and yesterday, there was a pad being passed around the class, and it got thrown on some boys' heads. then she dipped a tampon in water, and it just..BLOATED! explosion! haha. anyways, lifes been good. I have a friend named Georgi, and she was really sad cause her pet mouse, (yes, really) sophie died. And then she got two new mice. bothe females, she name one of them sophie jr, and the other...DANIA. Oh my god. It was so funny. her mouse's name sake is me. thats weird. Oh, and i went shopping and got some hooot clothes. yep.hahha. im just droning on now. byes.

    -In the dark, you find it in a spark, in he light, oh so bright, you find it in the dark, Life turns you around, it makes no sound.

Monday, 20 October 2008

  • Come and Go

    Wow im missing everyone. The thing is, I was one of those people that swore I would never leave. I was always watching people go and when it was my turn, it felt weird to be on the other side of the airport doors.To be the one saying goodbye. I always thought I'd get overe missing whoever goes, but you can never get over it if you go.

    Someone once said that everyday someone's born, someone dies and someone leaves. And if youre that someone, you're just gonna have to accept it.

Monday, 13 October 2008

  • I hate this part

    Hey people. We're learning about like pubic changes and stuff. And we're mixed with the boys so its like really akward. and then  they gave us this crossword puzzle to do. and we also had to unscramble words and the words included Testes, Vagina, penis and breasts. i mean, geez.we were like holy shit. haha. yeaaahhh. And , yoou know how clumsy i was back home, im clumsier here. got cuts all over my arm. on stupid stuff like the table and door. and occasionnaly the penknife. And, it bleeds nonstop and im just going through pack after pack of plasters. yeahh. ooh and chocolate. Can everyone who wants me to post a letter or stuff to them leave me their full address on msn or email or in the commments/chat box. alsagoffdania@gmail.com. hope no stalker reads this. Peace out.

    The man who can't be moved-The Script

    Going back to the corner,
    where i first saw you
    gonna camp in my sleeping bag,
    I'm not gonna move
    got some words on cardboard
    got your picture in my head
    saying: if you see this girl can you tell her were i am
    some try to hand me money
    they don't understand
    I'm not broke I'm just a broken hearted man
    i no it makes no sense
    what else can i do
    and how can i move on
    when I'm still in love with you

    cos if one day you wake up
    and find that your missing me
    and your heart starts to wonder
    were on this earth i could be
    thinking maybe you'd come back here
    to the place that we'd meet
    and you'd see me waiting for you
    on the corner of the street
    so I'm not moving
    I'm not moving

    police man says son you cant stay here
    i say someone I'm waiting for if its a day a month or year
    got to stand my ground
    even if it rains or snows
    if she changes her mind
    this is the first place she will go

    cos if one day you wake up
    and find that your missing me
    and your heart starts to wonder
    were on this earth i could be
    thinking maybe you'd come back here
    to the place that we'd meet
    and you'd see me waiting for you
    on the corner of the street
    so I'm not moving
    I'm not moving
    I'm not moving

    people talk about the guy
    thats waiting in on a girl
    woooaa wooo
    There are no holes in his shoes,
    but a big hole in his heart
    ooooo
    maybe ill get famous for the man who cant be moved
    and maybe you wont mean to but you'll see me on the news
    and you'd come running to the corner
    cos you'll know its just for you
    I'm the man who cant be moved
    I'm the man who cant be moved

    cos if one day you wake up
    and find that your missing me
    and your heart starts to wonder
    were on this earth i could be
    thinking maybe you'd come back here
    to the place that we'd meet
    and you'd see me waiting for you
    on the corner of the street
    so I'm not moving
    I'm not moving

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  • leyshaamal
    hey dania,it's AMAL. nice site! so i don't have msn so the only way to send e-mail(fore me)is through youtube??? my channel=leyshaAH check it out,and WRITE! if u don't have youtube=sign up... so that's all....xoxos
  • myclichedfairytale
    Hey dania! Haven't talked to you since you left. Anyway, sorry I didn't see you off. I was supposed to go with Jade and Shanice but then they decided to go to KAP, so I wasn't about to go by myself. So sorry. Well, miss you, BYE! -AERIN
  • alsagoff
    @tearsandfiveinchedheels - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!
  • tearsandfiveinchedheels
    BUY MY FRIENDS <li id="taw0" onfocus="ss('','aw0')" onmouseover="ss('','aw0')"><table class="adc" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle">DaniaGet the Scoop from Travelers Who Know Dania! www.TripAdvisor.com<li id="taw1" onfocus="ss(
  • x_personia
    Bye dania, I love you Good luck in NZ! xx ps. got my letter yes?
  • farahsayshi
    hey dania, i wont be going to see you on sunday. i'm sorry. anyway good luck in new zealand. i'll miss you like hell. love you, farah
  • tearsandfiveinchedheels
    "somewhat tall" tomorrow there's CS!
  • x_personia
    ALSAGOFF.
  • tearsandfiveinchedheels
    i didn't know you had brains, that's a shocker:D byebabbyyy
  • alsagoff
    Half the time the world is ending